Bachelorette Update: DeAnna and Jesse

Okay ABC, as much as I love watching The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, give it up! It just isn't working. I feel like I keep getting dumped! Yes, you had success with Trista and Ryan, but is 1 out of 12 really good odds? I'm not sure my mom can take this anymore. First Andy and Tessa call it quits, then Brad dumped DeAnna and Jenni, we all knew this would happen, and now no more Jesse and DeAnna!

As predicted, DeAnna got the 15 minutes of fame bug, dumped her man because she loves him, but is not in love with him, and will move to Hollywood. Check out the depressing statement by Jesse and others pics on their joint website.

Sad day...

So, when does this one get to go down the path of destruction and broken hearts? Season 13 here we come!

Bachelorette Update: Graham Bunn

US Weekly reported that the Bachelorette contestant, Graham Bunn is now dating Soap Star Chrishell Stause of ABC's All My Children. This must be a slap in the face for DeAnna because we all know she was smitten by Graham more than he was of her. Bunn was quoted in US Weekly saying that his new squeeze is "the most beautiful person I've met" and that "I see a future with her." They have been dating for 2 months. Good luck you two!

Greetings from Arkansas

As I predicted a few posts ago, the Bachelor: London Calling, Matt Grant and and his "actress" fiance, Shayne Lamas have officially announced that they are kaput according to Yahoo. Well, duh, but thanks for fessing up. I even think they were blowing spoke up our you know what when they made an appearance on The Bachelorette Tell All. Oh, well, I guess they helped each other extend their 15 minutes of fame a little longer. Yahoo reports that they are not sure if Shayne gave back her 2.85 carat Tacori engagement ring. Maybe they can go spiltzies since you know Matt didn't pay for it either!

Sorry for not posting in awhile. Picture this, I am in small town Paragould, Arkansas visiting my grandma, who does not have Internet or even a power outlet that my laptop cord can fit into. I am sitting in a McDonald's I found with flies flying all around me looking desperate to check my emails! Everyone is looking at me funny! Maybe I am too dependent on the Internet? I'll be back in the real world on Saturday!